Child-Free Is One Great Way To Be (19 Childless Tweets)

Do you hear that? That silence is the joy of no kids around. Treasure it. Having kids isn't for everyone, and we are totally OK with that! Here are some of our favorite child-free tweets that will make anyone who doesn't want a baby LOL. Or at the every least, exhale more air from your nose. 


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